makoto tachibana is the type of guy who sees the “hows my driving?” sticker on the back of an 18-wheeler and calls to compliment their driving
Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.
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"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"
Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago
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